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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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Cant decide |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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I've read that Germany is getting really annoyed because Europe and the US still think of it as the enemy from the World Wars and nothing else. Why do you think people still only really think of it as the enemy when it really is an up and coming country - Claudia Schiffer for example. Your view? |
| By Emma P |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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I was wondering because I am learning the language, not to mention I am German myself in heritage. Most Germans I know are very beautiful with blonde hair and that Scandinavian look, especially in Northern Germany. Such examples include Heidi Klum(model), Diane Kruger(Hot blonde chick from National Treasure with the German Accent), Claudia Schiffer, and even German-Brazillians like Gisele Bunchen. |
| By teuton14 |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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She was as famous as Claudia Schiffer etc in the 90s but then she said that some modelling executives had sexually assauted her and then she got locked up in a mental institution.
Really depressing - im sure she was telling the truth.
Have you heard that? |
| By ontheinside24 |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so here are three women that I consider tens (at their peak): Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, and Claudia Schiffer. |
| By Ariston |
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when i was young - i was in love with SHE-RA .. you know from the He-Man show ?? then when i grew up .. it was Claudia Schiffer ...
funny that now i don't like blondies at all =D |
| By Angeló [Light] |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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What happened to all those beautiful and dynamic models like Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell, and Claudia Schiffer? Those ladies had pretty faces AND amazing bodies. I used to see more Malaysian, African, and other models of diverse backgrounds too.
But now, all I see are very plain-faced Eastern European girls who are simply rail-thin and don't stand out at all. So boring! I used to think fashion models were so beautiful, but not anymore. Is this why many magazines use actresses and singers on their covers now? |
| By leina_archer |
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Every you look in the media they show these emaciated looking women who look like they should be in an Ethiopian refugee camp. With their ribs and bones popping out every where. What is the allure of them? I remember when models actually had gorgeous shapes like Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, Why has they media made women have such a distorted view of beauty and are women actually buying into it?
To Queen E: Great answer. I agree. These poor women are on the brink of starvation and they look revolting in those beautiful clothes. I'm a fashion major and I have always been disgusted by the industries gross lack of negligence to actually take the proper measures to ensure that these models are healthy. I think clothes look better on shapely healthy sized people not twigs.
To Laura_S: Good to hear your getting help for your issue. I must agree that it's good to be healthy slender not starved slender. Alot of these women are so thin that they don't realize the jeopardy their health is in. I think it's insane that women should be held to these impossible standards of thiness. Not to discriminate against natuarally thin models but there are those that are setting a bad example for young girls and women. Which needs to stop. It's sick and kills innocent people due to the fact that this is what people set their physical worth on. |
| By Shapes of Sweetness |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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,claudia schiffer, and robert downey jr |
| By clare c |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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Old could be retired, or over 30, like Claudia Schiffer or Twiggy, while new could be new to the buisiness or young, like Gemma Ward and Lily Cole |
| By ronaldo7 |
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) Gisele Bunche(put them in order)
)Adriana Lima
)Hedi Klum
)Kate Moss
also then out of these.
)Claudia schiffer
)Cindy Crawford
)Naomi Campell
Oh wow gothica you have high standarts, id like to see you , your 'curvy' right?
'i love gerbals' im guesing your fat right? |
| By 1 in 6 billion |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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Kristin Kreuk
Angelina jolie
Jessica Alba
Catherine Z Jones
Pamela Anderson
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Lopez
Keira Knightley
Scarlett Johansson
Elisabetta Canalis
Kate Moss
Charlize Theron
Nicole Kidman
Claudia Schiffer
Madonna
Manuela Arcuri
Naomi Campbell
Monica Bellucci
Rechel bilson
Victoria Beckham
Cindy Crawford
Natalie Imbruglia
Sabrina Ferilli
Jennifer Aniston
Misha Barton
Sara Michelle Geller
Federica Fontana
Julia Roberts
and many other if you want... |
| By sss s |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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I'm doing an essay on famous blond females and their influence on popular culture throughout time. I've got Marilyn Monroe, Pam Annderson, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Claudia Schiffer and I need more! help pleasee! |
| By cupcake loves MJ: rip angel. |
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just typed up his name and saw a link to askmen.com and well while i was reading about him they quoted this "Stephen King is not a good looking man, in any respects. His appeal to women can be compared to an overweight, potbelly, comb-over man in a bar trying to pick up Claudia Schiffer." but i think that that is very rude for i would not mind marrying a guy who will as sharp and intelligent as him. |
| By Darkie |
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or a celebrity ????
when i was young - i was in love with SHE-RA .. you know from the He-Man show ?? then when i grew up .. it was Claudia Schiffer ...
funny that now i don't like blondies at all =D |
| By Angeló [Light] |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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I think Claudia Schiffer had a slight overbite...but I'm not sure.
Miley has weird teeth, Jewel has crooked teeth...who else?
This is a serious poll and I would like pictures as well. |
| By Sandy |
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What are the chances of someone sending in a pic 4 modeling and only then being spotted?? As far as i know most of the top models ( Claudia Schiffer, etc have been approached by modeling talent agents who spotted them first. I mean, obviously theyl b scooped up as fast as possible if they are really spectacular? And are professional talent scouts everywhere or how rare are they exactly? just curious :) |
| By sia |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:44 |
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And why would Claudia Schiffer be with such an ugly, ugly man? It's not as if she needs the money is it? |
| By paulrgreasley |
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I'm an all or nothing person - i dont know the meaning of moderation. I dont eat any junk food at all - i eat heaps of salads, fish, wholegrains and soy milk. I never touch chocolate etc.
A psychologist told me i should be less hard on myself and enjoy treats more and i said 'I don't want to be sitting there stuffing myself with donuts thinking i look like claudia schiffer.'
I just dont understand moderation. Any advice? |
| By ontheinside24 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:49 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:49 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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http://thechive.com/2009/04/claudia-schiffer-still-has-the-goods-20-photos/
I LOVE the soft loose curls. How can I can recreate it?
and the eye makeup???
haha the guy IS hot. joseph gordon levitt from 500 days of summer!
and the chick is sooo pretty. I love those pictures and the clothes! |
| By Mandaline |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:49 |
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eg.- Elle MacPherson, Kylie Minogue, claudia Schiffer, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Rose Byrne, WInona Ryder etc etc. |
| By godofallwomen2000 |
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RIght now I'm having that with Claudia. I love that name but not sure if it would be fitting for like...a white girl lol. I know theres Claudia Schiffer but yea i dont know. Do you have names like that where your not sure if it will be fitting but you like them? Also I'm not pregnant just like thinking about names :) |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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claudia schiffer??? everyone keeps on saying that we could be twins....im only 14! people say we have the same feature noses lips bone structure ect..i do see the resemblence but when i first saw her i thought she wasnt pretty what do you think thnks!! |
| By Megan |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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Hi Ladies Im Sid and I have had many of the worlds most stunning women.
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Posh Spice(well i was bladdered) Ive had them all, but I usually prefer having an ordinary women and they can't get enough of me.I have a special gift with the ladies famous or ordinary. |
| By Sidney Vicious |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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Even if this person was gorgeous/fine and had a nice personality and was very respectable. Like, Atheist men, would you marry Claudia Schiffer if you knew she was a Christian? Christian women, would you marry Leonardo DiCaprio if he was an Atheist? |
| By Cowboy |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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http://thechive.com/2009/04/claudia-schiffer-still-has-the-goods-20-photos/claudia-schiffer-hot-10/
i love that color! but i dont know where to look for it and match it up. |
| By Mandaline |
Posted:2010-01-18 05:51:52 |
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Kristin Kreuk
Angelina jolie
Jessica Alba
Catherine Z Jones
Pamela Anderson
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Lopez
Keira Knightley
Scarlett Johansson
Elisabetta Canalis
Kate Moss
Charlize Theron
Nicole Kidman
Claudia Schiffer
Madonna
Manuela Arcuri
Naomi Campbell
Monica Bellucci
Rechel bilson
Victoria Beckham
Cindy Crawford
Natalie Imbruglia
Sabrina Ferilli
Jennifer Aniston
Misha Barton
Sara Michelle Geller
Federica Fontana
Julia Roberts
and many other if you want... |
| By sss s |
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| By epbr123 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-01-18 11:30:29 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-18 11:30:29 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-01-20 07:48:15 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-20 07:48:15 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-20 09:46:45 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Angela Merkel? Heidi Klum? Frankfurter? Nazi era? Munich? Claudia Schiffer? Merzedes-Benz?
Honestly, what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear GERMANY? |
| By Mr. Nice Guy |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-21 01:05:44 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-21 01:06:45 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By epbr123 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-01-21 01:09:34 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-21 01:09:34 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-21 01:37:03 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-01-24 08:16:41 |
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I love this dress Claudia Schiffer is wearing in this MSN slideshow (Photo 7) but I can't find one like it! Any suggestions? The closest I could get was Urban Outfitter's lattice dress but its $60. :(
http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-look/celebrity-style/staticslideshowlucky.aspx?cp-documentid=21918135
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-27 07:50:03 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Most cosmetic ads on TV these days (esp. L'Oreal) use hair extensions on their models when advertising shampoo and conditioner, fake eyelashes when advertising mascara and/or enhancing both with computer graphics. There is usually an almost invisible notice flashed up in the bottom left hand corner for a few seconds telling us that's what they're doing, but who thinks they are misleading consumers?
We know that the models are very beautiful but if even they have to be enhanced, what hope is there of the product making the rest of us look any better? If Linda Evangelista needs computer trickery to make her eyelashes look better, or Claudia Schiffer needs hair extensions before being deemed fit to advertise shampoo I may as well seal myself up in a dark room so nobody need look upon my hideousness!
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| By Scarlatti |
Posted:2010-01-27 07:52:49 |
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Okay, I mean she's pretty. But she's no Claudia Schiffer. I have prettier other friends than her, and they don't act like she does at all! She acts as if she's the hottest thing ever, and acts as if all the guys are always checking her out. She's so self absorbed and it's driving our group crazy! All she does is talk about herself, and how everyone always stares at her. We're only 15, but she looks as if she's 18 (She has double D boobs and wears a cake load of makeup). Anyway, apart from that, she's a nice person...but, it's driving us all mad! What can I do? |
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Pale skin likeeeee these...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/241413~Claudia-Schiffer-Posters.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/20/202586/34_2008/DitaVonT_Micha_55271421_600.preview.jpg
or tan like these!
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/karolina-kurkova/pictures/karolina-kurkova-picture-4.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b246/ilovejamiethomas/MarissaMiller.jpg
and WHY???
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| By Enita |
Posted:2010-01-27 07:52:49 |
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Sagittarius Risings
(Elizabeth Taylor, Aishwarya Rai, Claudia Lynx, Adriana Lima)
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/elizabethtaylor.html
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/aishwaryarai.html
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/claudialynx.html
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/adrianalima.html
Libra Risings
(Halle Berry, Grace Kelly,Claudia Schiffer, Scarlett Johanssen)
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/halleberry.html
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/gracekelly.html
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/claudiaschiffer.html
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/scarlettjohansson.html
which one is prettier? |
| By Chrissy |
Posted:2010-01-27 07:52:49 |
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Been with the girlfriend 5 yrs, have boys aged 4 and 2. Buying house together.
I have often believed that i am not relationship material for anyone (even if Cameron Diaz or Claudia Schiffer wanted me!)
I feel suffocated in a relationship. With her it was lust and not love, (more sisterly love) We had sex on average twice a month, which is about ten times less than when we first met! I just do not have the appetite for it even though most guys would be attracted to her.
I told her 3 days ago i will move out and that we have not been happy for a long time, that all we have in common is the kids, she agrees. She had the tears flowing of course, i understand its sad when it comes to seperations. We have had amicable discussions about me finding a place to rent she even helped me to find somewhere, chatted about child custody, finances etc.
Then when i did pack and go, she sent so many SMS messages saying she is so sad and lonely at home (her parents have taken them on vacation) Her parents know. She said she cant bear to be away from kids for some days. Although she wont do anything silly like deny me the right to see them.
I then started to feel guilty at hurting people, and had the thoughts of me being a middle aged man (34 now) and lonely seeing kids few days a week. The prospect of telling my parents and my 4 yo boy.
how the hell do I explain a 4 yo boy that i wont be living with mummy and wont play with him everyday (she says i am the best father in world, which is a compliment).
Last few nights and mornings have been painfull and i reminded me of the stories you hear of people feeling so lonely when they are alone after they go home from work, and go to be alone.
But should i go back to her, i know 110% i would be miserable and make her the same again.
My head says, stay alone (i have many good friends/support so does she) that its for the best, kids will notice unhappy parents. The time spent with kids will be even better. She even said we can do many activities together with boys but as friends. Plus i will have time to myself for things i always want to do but cant.
My heart says go back to stop heartache for everyone (even if i am not happy). I am trying to get my head to overule my heart! But it is not easy!
Thanks for reading if you got this far and more thanks if anyone can share their thoughts or tips.
I just hope that pain is a heeler for everyone. i know people suffer more than we do, Many have long long marriages and more kids etc. |
| By Minervois75 |
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do u think its wierd that my bf has a photo of some girl he had a CRUSH on 5 years ago? he had the hots for her because she played bass and is tall and blonde (he always goes on that his dream girl is tall and blonde like every other guys(according to him) becuz he is obsessed with claudia schiffer)...anyway he was 25 and she was younger. They only spoke a fe wtimes. 5 years on (i have been friends with him all this time) we hav just started going out. he was showing me pics in his new phone that he got 4 months ago and she was on there. He is 31 now, they knew each other 5 years ago, only knew each others first names, didnt even know each others ages. he has heaps of photos on his computer of ex's (i dont mind that- i understand) but he barely knew this girl and picked out her photo from the 1000's he has and put it on his phone. THEY HAVENT SPOKEN FOR 5 YEARS! and barely even knew her- they never dated or were even friends! he 'liked' her because she fitted his 'tall blonde' image and played bass...why would he put her on his phone from 5 years ago!? He says its nothing! but the fact he always says tall blondes are better and that he hand picked her photo off the computer to put on his new phone is wierd to me!? He is 31!!! I thought there was a lot more to liking someone than them fitting superficial 'criteria'. i always liked him for 5 years but thort he was a tad superficial. i just think i tried to believe there was more to him because i wanted to! i cant even remember my crushes from 5 years ago! and even if i could, i wouldve actually known them befor crushing on them! the fact that he goes on about the tall blonde thing also worries me i guess because i am not that! and even if i was i wouldnt want someone to like me just because of the way i look and my interests! |
| By Sam |
Posted:2010-01-27 07:52:49 |
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Around 10 years ago on UK television I saw an excellent US Comedian but cannot remember his name. From the facts below does anyone know who it can be:
He was a stand-up comedian and some of this jokes included topics such as:
The JFK assassination (where he stated the pidgeon's in the trees made the noise "COO! COO!")
He also did some stuff about stopping smoking and said the cigarette had been rolled by Claudia Schiffer's private parts!
His name may have been "Mike"? I can only remember small details because the programme came to a close.
Does anyone have any ideas? Apparently he's a big act in the US. Thanks for your help! |
| By Vipguy |
Posted:2010-01-27 07:52:49 |
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Baby?
My mate showed me a pic of her newborn son yesturday,..and i thoiught to myself,.."damn,.he's freaking ugly ;).But i tried to mask the horror on my face by saying he was gorgeous!
The thing is though,..she's is absolutely gorgeous(she look's like Claudia Schiffer-the model!) and her boyfriend is hot to!(Brad Pitt/Colin Farrell) What went wrong?
Kelly-Kay,..know chance of that,..i don't want any blighters(kid's!) anyway! |
| By ♥♥Hotlips4000♥♥ |
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Subject: Some Thoughts During the Holidays
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
4. I saw a rather large person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal"?
10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
22. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been. |
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| By epbr123 |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-01-28 07:23:15 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
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Valeria Mazza is a model argentina
this is
http://pibones.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/...
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Valeria Mazza is a model argentina
http://pibones.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/la-perfeccion-es-argentina-valeria-mazza/ |
| By vxvxvxvxvx |
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The supermodel claudia schiffer; she has big eyes but little eye lid. Is this an asian trait or can germans have it?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm519804928/nm0000629 |
| By Ashley T |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bastard again .
DONT BE OFFENDED, ITS ONLY A JOKE
JONESY - i know but how can i cmpete with the greatest comedian the world has ever seen? |
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Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man. David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick. The man says "For this trick, David, I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer and I will also need a table.” He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear and take her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a trick!!" to which the man replies, "I know, but its f--king magic." |
| By irishgirl_donegalgirl |
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David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man.
David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick. The man says "For this trick, David, I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer and I will also need a table."
He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear and takes her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a trick!!", to which the man replies, "I know, but it's f*cking magic." |
| By c_o_e_u_s |
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There was an Englishman, a Frenchman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a train, going through Province. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, being one of the older-style trains with no lighting, it went totally dark.
Then there was a kissing sound, followed by a really loud slapping sound.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Caudia, and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened, and the Frenchman had a nasty red slap mark on his face.
The Frenchman thought, "The Englishman must have kissed Claudia, and in the dark she slapped me instead."
Claudia was thinking, "The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me, and kissed the Englishman in the dark, and got slapped for it."
The Englishman was thinking, " This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing sound, and slap that French w*nker again." |
| By raybbies |
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The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfecker.
While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Her t its are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
Sure I'd love to wear a condom!
We haven't been to the shops for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
Fcuk Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions
No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again
The Perfect Day According to ... HIM
10:00am Wake up
10:02am Oral sex
10:15am Big breakfast
11:30am Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big jugs
2:15pm Enormous lunch
3:00pm Oral sex
3:15pm Play sports with the guys
4:00pm Drink beer with guys
6:00pm Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:10pm Oral sex
6:25pm Huge dinner, more beer
11:00pm Full on, get down, gorilla sex |
| By mrqprfc |
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Tyra Banks vs. Naomi Campbell
Heidi Klum vs. Claudia Schiffer
Jamie Lynn Spears vs. Miley Cyrus
Tom Cruise vs. Brad Pitt |
| By Mari L |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."
Johnny said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts." |
| By conan |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .
wagon kiss ma hairy erse ! why is your name avril btw ??lol
aye sure wagon !!!
10 in a row wee ginger !! |
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http://flickr.com/photos/9963570@N03/2631642299/in/photostream/
(It's a silly picture... sorry! :3)
I always look "pinky", and tend to blush really easily.
My arms constantly look a little sunburnt!
How could I get rid of this colour in my skin, without just relying on makeup? Could lightening products work?
This is my ideal skin:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/claudia-schiffer/pictures/claudia-schiffer-picture-3.jpg
P.S. I don't have rosacea, and I'm taking Accutane to get rid of my acne. |
| By RetroBunny |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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Resolved: It's okay to ridicule religion. My first contention is that the amount of respect any belief should be given is directly proportional to how convincing the justification for it and inversely proportional to how probable it is by chance alone. I’ll use a hypothetical situation to illustrate my point. Let’s say I tell you that I believe I have a personal relationship with Claudia Schiffer. Now if my justification for this is unconvincing, you would be right to laugh at this suggestion not only because it’s groundless but also because it is highly unlikely given what you know. Comparably, I would be equally right to laugh at someone’s religious beliefs such as that they have a personal relationship with their god, for example, if their justifications are unconvincing and since this is highly improbable given what I know. My second contention is that an attack on someone’s religious beliefs is not personal because it is applicable to a wide variety of people and is not dependant on any personality traits or anything else unique to that individual (as in the Claudia Schiffer example). My third contention is that the number of people holding a belief alone does not increase the amount of respect it should be given. If, for example, a thousand people believed they have a relationship with Claudia but give unconvincing reasons it could be that there are good reasons but they aren’t explicitly given or that this belief is so desirable that many people would be willing to suspend reason to keep believing it. Either way the key is that a thousand unconvincing justifications do not add up to give a better one. Would anyone care to rebut this? |
| By ralliev2 |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share.
Nobody puts their hand up except one man. David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick.The man says "For this trick David I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer who I see is here tonight and I will also need a table."
He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her knickers and takes her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That’s not a trick!!", to which the man replies, "Maybe not for you but for me it’s fcking magic." |
| By MARK 2 |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share.
Nobody puts their hand up except one man. David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick.The man says "For this trick David I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer who I see is here tonight and I will also need a table."
He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her knickers and takes her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That’s not a trick!!", to which the man replies, "Maybe not for you but for me it’s blooming magic |
| By Sir Shag-Alot |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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Are you poised like Claudia Schiffer?
Dramatic like Franke Potente?
Rocking like Die Arzte?
Visionary like Porsche?
Intelligent like Hans Bethe?
Poetic like Goethe?
If not, then German is the right thing to learn!
Bist du Gleichgewicht wie Claudia Schiffer?
Dramatisch wie Franka Potente?
Das Schaukeln wie Stirbt Ärzte?
Hellseher wie Ferdinand Porsche?
Intelligent wie Hans Bethe?
Poetisch wie Johann Goethe?
Wenn nicht, dann ist deustch zu lernen genau das richtige!
Yeah, sorry for any miscommunication with the jingle. What I meant by it is if you are not any of those things, then learn to speak German and you will be. |
| By loveisanabstractnoun |
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Whats your opinion? Heidi Klum, Nastassja Kinski, Claudia Schiffer, Saskia Valencia? 10pts for best reason who you decide! |
| By Hobsch |
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whos a better model, beyonce knowels or claudia schiffer? |
| By purplegirl |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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they told me, "Anything you say will be held against you."
i said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts." |
| By conan |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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Claudia Schiffer
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/schiffer5.JPG
Naomi Campbell
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/naomicampbell/naomi_campbell_2.jpg
Heidi Klum
http://www.visualdisco.com/modelos/heidi_klum/images/heidi-klum0602.JPG
Tyra Banks
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Tyra_Banks.jpg
Kate Moss
http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/14690-2/kate-moss.jpg
Helena Christensen
http://www.yoki.ru/img/idb/photo/helena_christensen3.jpg
Doutzen Kroes
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/slideshow/55081/28.jpg
Giselle Bundchen
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/mqutt/Victorias%20Secret/vs2005-giselle-bundchen-05.jpg |
| By SPMZ |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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If you had to pick out of these girls is the best looking ,who would you pick,even if you think none are good looking who is the best?Thanx.XXX
1.mischa bartom
2.paris hilton
3.linsay lohan
4.britany spears(like 2 or 3 years ago)
5.claudia schiffer
6.kate moss
7.eva longoria |
| By pinkuggs_blueuggs_parishiltonxxx |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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Naomi Campbell
Kate Moss
Cindy Crawford
Linda Evangelista
Christy Turlington
Niki Taylor
Claudia Schiffer
Heidi Klum
Who do you is the prettiest? |
| By shazam29 |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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Guys do you like beauty-marks/moles on a girls face. I'm not talking about witch moles, but rather Cindy Crawford or Claudia Schiffer (SP?) moles. Like a beauty mark near the eye or on the cheek or near the lips. Do y'all find those attractive, cute or just plain ugly??? |
| By Listener |
Posted:2010-01-29 11:45:27 |
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>>>A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees Claudia
>>>Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, as
he
>>>doesn't remember a thing, let alone going to bed with her.
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>>>He decides to get up and get himself a drink from the fridge. He
gets to
>>>the fridge and opens the door and is faced with a large suitcase. He
>>>takes the suitcase out of the fridge, puts it on the table and opens
it
>>>to find $1 Million.
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>>>This is just a little too much for the guy who thinks he is losing
his
>>>mind. He wonders if he is hallucinating, so he goes to the window
and
>>>draws back the blind. Outside on his front lawn is the Klu Klux Klan
and
>>>dangling from the tree is an open noose, empty. They appear to be
>>>beckoning him and shouting.
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>>>Now the guy is really freaked out, he quickly draws the blind and
turns
>>>around.
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>>>In the corner of his kitchen is a leprechaun, obviously drunk as
well.
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>>>He asks the leprechaun what is going on.
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>>>"Well," says the leprechaun, "I was drunk last night as well, and as
I
>>>was crossing the road, I was nearly run down. You ran across the
road
>>>and pushed me to safety, so I granted you three wishes in return for
>>>saving me."
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>>>"Well, I can guess the first one" says the guy, "Supermodel, bed,
yeah I
>>>got that one. What about the other two?"
>>>
>>>"The money in the fridge?" says the leprechaun, "You asked for a
cool
>>>million."
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>>>"And them out there?" asks the guy,
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>>>"You said you wanted to be hung like a black man".
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David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man.
David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick. The man says "For this trick, David, I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer and I will also need a table."
He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear and takes her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a trick!!", to which the man replies, "I know, but it's f*cking magic." |
| By c_o_e_u_s |
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Naomi Campbell
Kate Moss
Cindy Crawford
Linda Evangelista
Christy Turlington
Niki Taylor
Claudia Schiffer
Heidi Klum
Who do you is the prettiest? |
| By shazam29 |
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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again." |
| By Black |
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I'm getting tired of these cliqued threads on 'looks mattering'; the fact of the matter is that we like attractive people. Now, whether or not it's Beyonce Knowles, Gong Li, Jessica Alba or a medium tier starlet looking like Sandra Bullock, however, depends upon availability and possibility.
You see, the chances of an normal, above average looking working dude like me getting let's say Claudia Schiffer is near zero so why bother? And likewise, a female counterpart to me is probably unlikely to attract for himself a Jude Law or George Clooney so why would she bother? You see, it's about finding a complement, who matches your range/level of attractiveness (or a notch above if you're a go getter).
Please tell me that I'm not wrong? |
| By TigBlocker |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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Traveling on the train
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again." |
| By Frank Heyes |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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I just found details here.......
http://perezhilton.com/?p=7375#more-7375
Doesn't he date Claudia Schiffer, who is like, one of the most gorgeous women on the planet? Why, why oh WHY would he feel the need to force himself on anybody else?
Sounds to me like he's fooled around and made his BRAIN disappear.... : P |
| By Spun Up IMMORTAL |
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Please help. when i watched this advert i fell in love the background song. the advert is Dior and i think claudia schiffer is in it and she was wearing a gold dress and background was gold to. i think the advert was for a a perfume. and the singer was a male. PLEASE HELP ME FIND THE SONG! |
| By sexygal |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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Does anyone know any info on Fashion Cafe?
All I know is that it was opened in 1997 with founders being Naomi Campbell, Elle Macpherson, Claudia Schiffer and Christy Turlington.
I'm researching failed products.
Thanks! |
| By googogggoog |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .
Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door
I am ENGLISH |
| By Lord Loki God of Mischeif |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b.a.s.t.a.r.d again . |
| By Red Trooper |
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer are sitting together in a train carriage. Suddenly the train enters a tunnel and it goes very dark. Suddenly there is a kissing noise and the sound of a loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman are sitting together as if nothing has happened and the Englishman is nursing a very sore face.
He thinks; The Scots fella must have kissed Claudia and she slapped him but missed him and she hit me.
Claudia is thinking; the English fella must have tried to kiss me and kissed the Scots fella instead and got slapped for it.
The Scotsman is thinking; This is great, at the next tunnel, I'll make the same kissing noise as before and slap the Englishman again. |
| By BRIAN M |
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This piece of instrumental music was played on the tv programme "Criminal Justice" last night on BBC 1 at the end of the programme. It was also used in an old car advert a few years ago ( the one where Claudia Schiffer walks down that staircase in the ballgown) I've heard it often on tv, but have no idea what it is! Anyone got a clue? Thanks! |
| By enigma64 |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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And even if Paris Hilton (or Claudia Schiffer) are, don't they (as well as any other famous blondes) also dye their hair (blond)? |
| By White Swan |
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I have dark to light brown hair and Im thinking about dying it blonde, like blonde blonde... I have kinda pale skin and blue eyes!! but im really worried i'll look fake... Should I dye it??? I really hate my natural hair colour!! I was thinking something like this http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/claudia-schiffer-6-6-08.jpg thanks
I meant dark blonde to light brow...soz |
| By Megan |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again . |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bastard again . |
| By RoBo |
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DONT TAKE THIS TO HEART, ITS ONLY A JOKE.
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bastard again . |
| By RoBo |
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An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English ba**ard again." |
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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again." |
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There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French git again.' |
| By Peter |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again." |
| By Cowboy |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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There was an Aussie, a Kiwi, and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in
a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and as it was an old style
train, there were no lights in the carriage and it went completely
dark.
Suddenly was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Kiwi
were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Australian had his
hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Australian was thinking, "The Kiwi fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer, and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The Australian fella must have tried
to kiss me, and actually kissed the Kiwi and got slapped for it."
And the Kiwi was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel, I'll make that kissing noise and slap that
Australian bastard again."
How do you find it ? |
| By World hates (Australia) |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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A Lebanese, a Palestinian and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together on a train going through the Province. The train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriage. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Palestinian had a red hand print on his face. The Palestinan was thinking, that Lebanese guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead. Claudia Schiffer was thinking: That Palestinian must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese man and got slapped for it. And the Lebanese was thinking: This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Palestinian again. |
| By Nullify-er |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man. David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick. The man says "For this trick, David, I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer and I will also need a table.” He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear and take her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a trick!!" to which the man replies, "I know, but its f--king magic." |
| By terry w |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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In reponse to the last blog that was supposedly "resolved", everyone is trying to reach this middle ground in beauty. Some of the most beautiful women in the world I would have to say are brazillians. Soooo, in a very last response to all white women want to look like the claudia schiffer's, etc.., all latin women want to look like JLO, etc.., all asians want to look like Lucy Liu, etc... while black women all want to look white, we all have characteristics to contribute, unfortunately brazillian women harbor an explosive combination of the middle ground. You can not put black women down any more then any one else for altering their attributes. Have you not heard about young asian girls lifting and slimming their nose, narrowing their face, and sucking fat from the top of their eyelids for a wider look to look more westernized??? Every race has physical attributes to contribute, so take your pick when you talk with your surgeon, we all look good in the end. |
| By BT |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b*****d again ." |
| By Honey |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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An Irishman,an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a train going through Europe. Suddenly the train went thought a tunnel and, quite old,there were no lights and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel,Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman was rubbing his face. The Englishman was thinking "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead". Claudia was thinking " The English fella must have tried to kiss me but kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it". The Irishman was thinking "This is great! When we go though a tunnel, i'll make another kissing noise and slap that English fella again". |
| By Gunzeh |
Posted:2010-02-02 05:13:44 |
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who is or was the most beautiful supermodel,
to name a few models
claudia schiffer
gisele
kate moss
tyre banks
twiggy
janice dickonson
cindy crawford
lily cole
naomi campell
heidi klum
and the rest of them |
| By izzy_cosgrave |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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Supermodel Wisdom
They're beautiful. They're photogenic. They're also often a few feathers short of a duck. Here are some memorable quotes from some of our favorite supermodels. Remember, it's not what you say, it's what you say. Gimme a freaking break, models are not hired for their IQ's, BTW the last few Presidents of the United States, since at least LBJ -- Lyndon Baines Johnson, have been STOOPID too! Paulina, Linda, Cindy or Christie even with these dumb quotes, probably, wouldn't have got us in so much trouble!
ON THINKING: "When I model, I pretty much blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work." (Paulina Porizkova)
ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." (Cindy Crawford)
ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." (Carole Mallory)
ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." (Beverly Johnson)
ON ROLE MODELS: "If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us." (Gena Lee Nolan)
ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." (Christie Brinkley)
ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." (Kathy Ireland, star of Alien from L.A. and Danger Island)
ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." (Paulina Porizkova)
ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." (Kim Alexis)
ON GEOPOLITICS: "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." (Jerry Hall)
ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER: "I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face." (Claudia Schiffer)
ON INNER STRENGTH: "I love the confidence that makeup gives me." (Tyra Banks)
ON TRAVEL: "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care." (Tyra Banks)
ON BREAKTHROUGHS: "Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling." (Gabrielle Reece)
ON EPIPHANY: "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." (Christie Brinkley)
ON HEREDITY: "My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'" (Beverly Johnson)
ON THE BASICS: "It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout." (Cheryl Tiegs)
ON INTRODUCTIONS: "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself-it's eerie." (Christy Turlington)
ON COURTSHIP: "The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby." (Fabio)
ON TRAGEDY: "The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles-but I had on thick tights underneath." (Naomi Campbell)
ON SURVIVAL: "If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers." (Carol Alt)
ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS: "I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them." (Cindy Crawford)
ON LOGIC: "I think if my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me." (Christy Turlington)
ON VERSATILITY: "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak." (Linda Evangelista)
ON BODY PARTS: "I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous." (Tyra Banks)
ON BODY LANGUAGE: "You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight." (Christy Turlington)
ON DEPRIVATION: "If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time." (Linda Evangelista)
ON THE GRIEVING PROCESS: "When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss." (Veronica Webb)
ON VENGEANCE: "Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair." (Tasha)
ON MOTIVATION: "It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would." (Kate Moss)
ON ECONOMICS: "I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day." (Linda Evangelista) Oh! Bite Me, Linda Evangelista!!
Here's the link to my site, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back it just been updated... I made a new page, "Me and Evilbay (A work in progress)." There are pages "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me and "Willys Jokes." A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/ |
| By Willy S |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 - Light breakfast
11:00 - Sunbathe
12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 - Shopping
2:30 - Run into husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.
3:00 - Facial, massage, nap
7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 - Make love
11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HIM
10:00 - Wake up
10:02 - SEX
10:10 - Big Breakfast
11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 - Enormous lunch with BEER
3:15 - SEX
3:25 - Play sports with the guys
4:30 - Drink BEER with the guys
6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 - SEX
6:50 - Huge dinner, more BEER
8:00 - Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer
11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER
11:10 - Sleep
2:30 - Fart |
| By Sultan Cartman |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: “We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing — assume the brace position immediately!”
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: “What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to friggin’ crash!”
Claudia responds: “I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces — which is why I am putting on my make-up.”
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: “Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!”
Cindy responds: “I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts — which is why I am exposing my tits!”
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her love triangle.” Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: “Naomi — Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?”
Calmly, Naomi responds: “Bitches please! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!” |
| By Man of words |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said, "Thyroid problem?"
5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
18. No one ever says "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
22. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" |
| By Sangy . |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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For British and American Yahooers who you might ask is Kathy French. Kathy French was a Beautiful Dublin Model who Died last Night from the Supposed Effects of Cocaine, They have finished doing the Postmortem on her tonight. She was in a Coma for a few Days and then Died she was only 24 Years of Age. She was very Beautiful very much like Claudia Schiffer, and she was very much in the Public Eye in Ireland, on Television Shows Occasionally and making a Name for Herself on The Modelling Circuit. Cocaine is the Drug of Choice of the Upwardly Mobile SucessfulYoung People From New York ,Dublin, Britain and Europe.All the Beautiful Young People take it, and they think it will do them no harm ,all the Occasional Tokers. This Girl could have been a very Succesful Brilliant Model Internationally but alas she is Dead.Why do People still Dabble with Drugs,when they could end up like this.Spare a thought for Kathy French Her Sister held her Hand at the End when she Died.Think this could be you.
I just thought i would highlight it, She only was an Occasional Toker, a dabbler .She mentioned that she took it once. a lot of the Models seem to take it. My Question was why do People still take the Drugs. A lot of People in Canary Wharf in the Stock Exchange, and High Flying Executives take it.
A Cousin of mine Died back in 1970.He was supposed to be off the Drugs, and he was found in a Manchester Pub Toilet dead from Drugs.
Two more young People who Attended a Birthday Party in Waterford were in a Coma from taking Cocaine one Died last Week and now the other Died Yesterday it goes on.
There was one Celebrity in England some time ago,She Snorted so much Coke Her Nostrils were Destroyed, and she was left with two gaping Holes , Necesscitating Plastic Surgery to Rectivate it back to Normality. This is the unacceptable side of Drug Abuse. Think it will not happen to you.
Yesterday A North Dublin Politician Lit the Lights on the Christmas Tree. This Tree is Dedicated to the Victims of the Heroin Epidemic that struck the Working class area of Dublin back in the late 1980ties, and devastated the Community killing a lot of People and maiming a lot more through Septicaemia from dirty Needles, resulting in many having their Legs Amputated.Some of these are in their 50ties now and still druggies.
I think the real Villians of the piece are the Drug Barons who make Millions at this evil Trade,and the Police can never Control it effectively.There are a lot of Turf wars going on at moment a lot of Shootings mainly in Dublin and Limerick.The Judges seem to be unwilling to give Long sentences for these Crimes,they keep shortening the Sentences in European Countries. At least in America they are Put away for Life.
Results of Postmortem State Massive Brain Damage and Traces of Cocaine.Will have to do a Toxicology Analysis to get full Idea of cause of Death.
The final Prologue in Katy Frenchs Life. The Funeral Service is tomorrow at St Patricks Church in Powerscourt County Wicklow at 2 O Clock pm. R.I.P.
The second part of the Documentary about Yuppie Cocaine Users is on Tonight on Prime time on RTE. The Police is starting a Blitz on Drug Pushers this Week all over the Country.
Katy French was buried today after the Funeral Service in Wicklow Monday Dec 10-12 07. |
| By janus |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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Are we rolling our eyes people :) ?
I recently had a nose job and liposuction. I can admit that it wasnt completely necessary. I am still in my teens, I am under 9 stone and people around me tell me Im good looking.
It was the single most painful experience of my life. And the results arent really that impressive. (yet)
My aim was not to look like Claudia Schiffer or whatever. I done it to feel comfortable in myself. Not so I can walk around wooing every guy I see, but so I can just feel good about me.
Thing is Im soo not there yet. I want to do soo much more. The horror stories about people who become addicted to surgery freak me out. I just wonder how easy it is to turn into a walking piece of plastic. But so what if you get so much surgery? As long as you choose a reliable surgeon and the results are not "false or plastic" or whatever, then whats the problem?
Should we just all shut up and just deal with who we are ?
Harsh! |
| By louisa |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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jessica stam, lily cole, lily donaldson, gemma ward, oluchi onweagba, milla jovovich, angela lindvall, kate moss, kristen mcmenamy, amber valetta, Irina Lazareanu, sasha pivovarova, Natalia Vodianova, heidi klum, anja rubik, chanel iman, tyra banks, naiomi campbell, claudia schiffer, cindy crawford, hilary rhoda, doutzen krous, caroline trentini, Raquel Zimmerman, Lara Stone, natasa vojnovic,maria boscono, Kinée Diouf, tanya dziahileva, Natalia Chabanenko, Edita V, Julia Stegner,Gisele Bundchen,vlada roslyakova, jordan dunn, sessilee lopez, Stella Tennant, Mia Aminata Niaria or Anna Selezneva?
put them in order of prettiest/most striking etc |
| By cb |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. Luckily the island has fresh water, fruit trees and an abundance of fish, so he is confident that he will survive until he is rescued. Weeks pass, however, and there is no sign of any rescue. One day he is looking forlornly out to sea when he notices a speck on the horizon. As it comes closer he sees that it is a person in a lifeboat. As it approaches the shore he sees to his amazement that the person is Claudia Schiffer! He runs to help her out of the boat. "Oh thank God I found this island!", she cries. "I was afraid that I would die on that lifeboat. I am the sole survivor of a shipwreck." The man calms her down and explains that there is plenty of food and water and that they just have to keep their nerve and soon they will be rescued. She agrees that they must keep their spirits up, as it is essential to their survival. Weeks pass with still no sign of rescue. One thing leads to another and they start having sex. Everything seems fine. After weeks of sex morale is high. However, after a few weeks his mood starts to change. He starts to withdraw and slip into bouts of depression. Claudia sees this and gets worried. She begs him to cheer up for both their sakes, and asks if his mood change has anything to do with her. "Well, actually, it does", he says. "Then tell me, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?" "Erm, yes, there is," he says hesitantly. "Then just say the word and I will do it! After all, our survival depends on it!", she says. "OK, then. First, I would like you to cut your hair really short like a guy's." "OK, that's no problem." "Then, I would like you to draw a moustache on yourself using a piece of charcoal," he continues. She agrees, but less readily. "Then, I want you to speak in a low voice." Once again she agrees, but is a bit worried now. "Then finally, I want to call you Bob." Really worried now, she asks if all this is absolutely necessary. He assures her that it is crucial if he is going to start feeling better. And he wants her to do all this in time for a "special dinner" he is cooking that night. Later that evening he is sitting by the fire on a log, cooking a fabulous meal. Claudia is in the bushes "preparing" herself. "You Ok there, Bob?", he calls out. "Yes, great, thanks", she answers in a low, gravelly voice. "Hurry up, then, because there is something special I want to say to you!", he shouts. She emerges from the bushes with her hair cropped very short, a black moustache and talking in a low voice. "Is this OK with you?", she growls. He is overwhelmed. "You look perfect, Bob! Now come over and sit by me so I can share something special with you, Bob." She goes over to the log and sits at the end. "Come on over here next to me", he says, patting the spot beside him. "I want to get something off my chest, and want you closer to me as it is a secret." Reluctantly she sidles over to him. He leans in very close to her and says, "Bob?" "Yes?" His eyes light up. "Guess who I'm shagging??!!"
He needed Claudia Shiffer to act like one of his mates to tell him that he is shagging Claudia Shiffer.
Anyway i tried.I think it's hillarious!!! |
| By shady |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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I'm confused... we are led to believe that smoking is not sexy. But below is a list of people that are rewarded for being sexy or powerful people. The one thing they all have in common -THEY ALL SMOKE!!!
Famous Females Celebs: Pamela Anderson & Yasmin Bleeth, Ashley & Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Pairs Hilton & Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad (The Hills), Salma Hayek, Olsen twins, Carmen Electra, Mariah Carey, J-Lo, Madonna, Eva Mendes, Lindsey Lohan, Tara Reid, Alyssa Milano, Gwyneth Paltrow, Charlize Theron, Victoria Beckham, Neve & Naomi Campbell, Barbara & Jenna Bush, Chelsea Clinton, Katie Holmes, Cindy Crawford, Daisey Fuentes, Kate Hudson, Elizabeth Hurley, Christy Brinkley, Brooke Shields, Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer, Avril Lavigne, (Anna Kournikova, Jennifer Capriati and Martina Hingis), Scarlett Johansson, Claire Danes, Tia Carrere, Traci Bingham, Angela Bassett, Anne Hathaway, Christina Applegate, Kate Beckinsale... and even Jenifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are both former smokers.
Famous Male Celebs: (Brad Pitt although he quits from time to time), Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, George Clooney, Jake Gylenhall & Heath Ledger, Matt Dillion, Kevin Bacon, Matt Leblanc and Mattew Perry, Mel Gibson, Tim McGraw, Tommy Lee, Keanu Reeves, Alec Baldwin, Russell Crowe, Val Kilmer, Dean Cain, Wayne Gretzkey & Mario Lemieux, Babe Ruth, JFK, Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Barak Obama, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and even Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are former smokers.
What gives? Are we in denial that smoking is actually sexy? Or, are in denial that these people are not actually sexy?
If smoking is not sexy, and all these people smoke, and they are all called sexy... I don't see how smokers are not sexy. Are we in denial or what? What gives?
No, i don't smoke. And no i'm not ugly. I posted pics of my body and recieved 20 ratings... all 7 or better. I got 6 10's and a 9 average. I posted my pic and also didn't receive a rating lower than 7, and my age was guess at at average of 21... I'm 34.
You couldn't have been further from the truth, whoever thought i was ugly and a smoker. I'm neither.
yes, all these women smoke. sorry if you were a fan of one... she's a smoker
go for it... go get a list of people more sexy than my list.... and don'y include one smoker.... you're in trouble - i have the most attractive people in the world on my list. Brad Pitt and Johhny Depp alone will cover any man you put on your list. And for the females... i think i about covered 90% of the supermodels... good luck! |
| By Bardolph Hemroid Obamler |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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I'm re decorating my room soon and I have a bit of a dilemma.
It's a small/medium sized room and north-facing which means that it can be quite dark at times.
Currently, three walls are pale pink and one a dark purple, my double-bed takes up a lot of room.
My mother advises me to use light colours to make the room seem brighter and bigger.
However, I am mostly inspired by dark, moody and rich colours and inspiration means a lot to me as I am an aspiring artist and poet.
So far, I have been getting inspiration for the colour scheme for my room through fashion, two images in particular.
1. http://models.com/work/chanel-fw-09/863
2. http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Lr_e_uDmWZdIMM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/tamtam730/h-h-ss09w040.jpg
The first picture is of Claudia Schiffer in a Chanel ad from Fall/Winter 08/09, I like the idea of pale dusky pinks and nudes with black and pewter.
The second, is a House of Holland show, and I like the colours of the flowers in the background.
Ideas for my colour scheme? Main colour? Accent colours? Which idea do you prefer? What is your opinion? What colour scheme is in your room.
Please try to include images of inspiration and colour ideas.
Please?............
Well I really find dark colours and artificial light inspiring. I wanted to avoid yellows and oranges, in particular, peach, which I cannot stand!
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| By Atypical Lover |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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Ok, I've been put down for the names I've chosen for my son and future children I plan on having one day.
My son is Xane Xzavier (it is spelled right)
I'd like to name a daughter (if I ever have one) Whisper Briar
Some ppl don't like them but what about names like these?
Indiana August Affleck - Casey Affleck & Summer Phoenix
Satchel Seamus Allen - Woody Allen & Mia Farrow
Moses Amadeus Allen - Woody Allen & Mia Farrow
Elijah Blue Allman - Cher & Gregg Allman
Lyric Angel - Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn
Sosie Ruth Bacon - Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick
Brooklyn Joseph Beckham - David & Victoria Beckham
Romeo James Beckham - David & Victoria Beckham
Cruz David Beckham - David & Victoria Beckham
Seven Sirius Benjamin - Andre Benjamin & Eryka Badu
Zephyr Benson - Robby Benson & Karla DeVito
Lyric Benson - Robby Benson & Karla DeVito
Chastity Bono - Cher & Sonny Bono
Chianna Maria Bono - Sonny & Mary Bono
Zowie Bowie - David & Angela Bowie
Max Liron Bratman - Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman
Willem Wolf Broad - Billy Idol (William Broad) & Perri Lister
Coco Riley Arquette - Courtney Cox & David Arquette
Atticus Baldwin - Isabella Hoffman and Daniel Baldwin
Ireland Baldwin - Kim Basinger & Alec Baldwin
Jamison Leon Baldwin - Billy Baldwin & Chynna Phillips
Vance Alexander Baldwin - Billy Baldwin & Chynna Phillips
Alabama Luella - Travis Barker & Shanna Moakler
Isadora Barney - Bjork & Matthew Barney
Mateo Braverly Bratt - Benjamin Bratt & Talisa Soto
Lucien Buscemi - Steve Buscemi & Jo Andreas
Arpad Flynn Alexander Busson - Elle MacPherson & Arpad Busson
Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson - Elle MacPherson & Arpad Busson
Kal-El Coppola Cage - Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Audio Science Clayton - Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton
Olive Cohen - Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen
Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook - Christy Brinkley & Peter Cook
Sonora Rose Cooper - Alice & Sheryl Cooper
Calico Dashiell Cooper - Alice & Sheryl Cooper
Beckett Cypheridge - Melissa Etheridge & Julie Cypher
Luca D'Onofrio - Vincent D'Onofrio & Carin Van Der Donk
Mathilda Plum Doucette - Moon Unit Zappa & Paul Doucette
Carys Zeta Douglas - Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas
Francesca Eastwood - Clint Eastwood & Frances Fisher
Kimber Eastwood - Clint Eastwood & Roxanne Tunis
Blue Angel Evans - The Edge (David Evans) & Aislinn O'Sullivan
Aquinnah Kathleen Fox - Michael J. Fox & Tracey Pollen
Luca Bella Facinelli (f) - Jennie Garth & Peter Facinelli
Wynter Finley - Tawny Kitaen & Chuck Finley
Raine Finley - Tawny Kitaen & Chuck Finley
Fifi-Trixibelle Geldof - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Little Pixie Geldof - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Homer James Jigme Gere - Richard Gere & Carey Lowell
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg - Soleil Moon Frye & Jason Goldberg
Greer Grammer (f) - Kelsey Grammer & Barrie Buckner
Mason Olivia Grammer (f) - Kelsey Grammer & Camille Donatucci
Spencer Karen Grammer (f) - Kelsey Grammer & Doreen Alderman
Phoenix Chi Gulzar - Melanie "Scary Spice" & Jimmy Gulzar
Levon Green Hawke - Uma Thurman & Ethan Hawke
Bluebell Madonna Haliwell - Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell (father not disclosed)
Delilah Belle Hamlin - Harry Hamlin & Lisa Rinna
Grier Hammond Henchy (f) - Brooke Shields & Chris Henchy
Rowan Francis Henchy (f) - Brooke Shields & Chris Henchy
Alcamy Henriksen - Lance & Mary Jane Henriksen
Sage Ariel Henriksen - Lance Henriksen & Jane Pollack
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q Hewson - Bono Vox (Paul Hewson) & Alison Stewart
Cash Anthony Hudson - Slash (Saul Hudson) & Perla Hudson
London Emilio Hudson - Slash (Saul Hudson) & Perla Hudson
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence - Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates
Prince Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson & Debbie Rowe
Paris Michael Katherine Jackson - Michael Jackson & Debbie Rowe
Steveanna Genevieve Jackson - Randy Jackson & Eliza Shaffe
Alizeh Keshvar Jarrahy - Geena Davis & Dr. Reza Jarrahy
Kian William Jarrahy - Geena Davis & Dr. Reza Jarrahy
Kaiis Steven Jarrahy - Geena Davis & Dr. Reza Jarrahy
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette - Penn & Emily Jillette
Atherton Grace Johnson - Don Johnson & Kelly Phleger
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt - Angelina Jole & Brad Pitt
Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah Jones - Quincy Jones & Natassja Kinski
Liberty Irene Kasem - Casey & Jean Kasem
Dexter Dean Keaton (f) - Diane Keaton
Chance Armstrong King - Larry King & Shawn Southwick
Cannon Edward King - Larry King & Shawn Southwick
Piper Maru Klotz - Gillian Anderson & Clyde Klotz
Leni Klum - Heidi Klum & Flavio Briatore
Rafferty Law - Jude Law & Sadie Frost
Amber Rose LeBon - Simon LeBon & Yasmine
Saffron Sahara LeBon - Simon LeBon & Yasmine
Tallulah Pine LeBon - Simon LeBon & Yasmine
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee - Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf
Allegra Sky Leguizamo - John Leguizamo & Justine Maurer
Ryder Lee Leguizamo - John Leguizamo & Justine Maurer
Astrella Celeste Leitch - Donovan Leitch & Linda Lawrence
Ione Skye Leitch - Donovan Leitch & Enid Karl
Oriole Nebula Leitch - Donovan Leitch & Linda Lawrence
Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon - Madonna & Carlos Leon
Cashel Blake Day-Lewis - Daniel Day-Lews & Rebecca Miller
Ronan Cal Day-Lewis - Daniel Day-Lews & Rebecca Miller
Assisi Macmillan - Jade Jagger & Dan Macmillan
Harlow Winter Kate Madden - Nicole Richie & Joel Madden
Apple Blythe Alison Martin - Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp - John Mellencamp & Elaine Irwin
Hazel Patricia Moder - Julia Roberts & Danny Moder
Phinnaeus Walter Moder - Julia Roberts & Danny Moder
Tu Simone Ayer Morrow - Rob Morrow & Debbon Ayer
Zola Ivy Murphy - Eddie Murphy & Nicole Mitchell
Brawley King Nolte - Nick Nolte & Rebecca Linger
Gulliver Flynn Oldman - Gary Oldman & Donya Fiorentino
Alfie Oldman - Gary Oldman & Lesley Manville
Daisy Boo Oliver - Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton
Poppy Honey Oliver - Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton
Gilliam Chynna Phillips - John & Michelle Phillips
Condola Phylea Rashad - Phylicia & Ahmad Rashad
Ryder Russell Robinson - Kate Hudson & Chris Robinson
Lola Simone Rock - Chris Rock & Malaak Compton-Rock
Zahra Savannah Rock - Chris Rock & Malaak Compton-Rock
Enzo Rossi - Patricia Arquette & Paul Rossi
Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel - Heidi Klum & Seal
Eulala Grace Scheel - Marcia Gay Harden & Thaddeus Scheel
Hudson Harden Scheel - Marcia Gay Harden & Thaddeus Scheel
Julitta Dee Harden Scheel - Marcia Gay Harden & Thaddeus Scheel
Shepherd Kellen Seinfeld - Jerry & Jessica Seinfeld
Willow Camille Reign Smith - Will Smith & Jada Pinkett
Destry Allyn Spielberg - Stephen Spielberg & Kate Capshaw
Fuchsia Catherine Sumner - Sting (Gordon Sumner) & Frances Tomelty
Emerson Rose Tenney - Teri Hatcher & Jon Tenney
Banjo Patrick Taylor - Rachel Griffiths & Patrick Taylor
Sindri Eldon Thorsson - Bjork & Thor Eldon
Amadeo Turturro - John Turturro & Katherine Borowitz
Caspar Vaughn - Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn
Sonnet Noel Whitaker - Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash
True Isabella Summer Whitaker - Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash
Ocean Alexander Whitaker - Forest Whitaker & Raye Dowell
Elettra-Ingrid Wiedemann - Isabella Rossellini & Jonathan Wiedemann
Rumer Glenn Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Scout LaRue Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Tallulah Belle Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Diva Muffin Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid "Dweezil" Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa
Ahmet Rodan Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa
Roman Zelman - Debra Messing & Daniel Zelm
I just want to add. I know some of those names aren't different. I just copied and pasted the names off of celebrity baby names list. I noticed alot were diff and some weren't . I am only talking about the names that are diff. I mean come on some of those names were crazy... Moon Unit? what's that all about? |
| By Joshilan (Momma to 3 boys) |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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The perfect day according to:
HER
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8:45Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:005 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30Light Breakfast
11:00Sunbathe
12:30Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
1:45Shopping
2:30Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's
gained 30 lbs.
3:00Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
HIM
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10:00Wake up
10:02Oral Sex
10:10Big Breakfast
11:30Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15Enormous lunch
3:15Oral sex
3:25Play sports with the guys
4:30Drink Beer with the guys
6:30Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40Oral sex
6:50Huge dinner, more beer
11:00Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10sleep. |
| By The Saint |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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claudia schiffer? heidi klum?
oliver kahn? or a.hitler? |
| By robertaa25 |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said,"Thyroid problem?"
5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
6. Sign In Chinese Pet Store:"Buy one dog, get one flea..."
7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
18. No one ever says "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always
complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
22. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" |
| By Jim Jnr M |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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a)Gisele Bündchen-According to the Guiness Book of Records, she is the richest supermodel.
b)Kate Moss-a photograph of her was taken while she was using cocaine. She has a collection in Topshop
c)Heidi Klum-Married to Seal, one of the Victoria's Secret Angels.
d)Alessandra Ambrosio-One of the Victoria's Secret Angels, the face of Next,is pregnant from her boyfriend, Tyra Banks talked about her as "the furute of the modelling world"
e)Adriana Lima-Best known as a Victoria's Secret Angel and with her work with Maybelline
f)Another model-Selita Ebanks-Izabel Goulart-Miranda Kerr, Marissa Miller
From the retired models:
a)Claudia Schiffer
b)Cindy Crawford
c)Tyra Banks
Thanks for answering
Yes I add one more model-in the first category
g)Naomi Campbell |
| By (Влада) |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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go to
http://www.myheritage.com/celebrity-face-recognition?collage=1
apparently i look like
Shania Twain 76%
Sarah Michell Gellar 72%
Daniela Pestova 72%
Daphne Zuniga 72%
Claudia Schiffer 71%
nevermind
Alicia Keys 70%
Patricia Arquette 68%
Fay Wray 68%
Rudolph Valentino 68%
i dont look much like any of them though
feel free to add the link if you want
sorry meant to add out of celebs |
| By canned.ice69 |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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Adriana Lima , Miranda Kerr , Claudia Schiffer and other supermodel type - tall , overall slim , very very tiny waist , but voluptious in hips and breasts , long legged , bony fragile shoulders and well defined bone structure of a face ( with cheeks and so on well you know , superodel kind of faces ) OR...
Beyonce Knowles , Scarlett Johansson , Jennifer Lopez - short heigh , not slim , overall very curvy body , especially in hips and butt area , some fats on the arms, legs , waist and also face ( although it doesn't look fat )
So which type do you find more attractive?
Share your opinion of what is a super attractive women ( for example it include lips , eyes but define what eyes , lips and so on ) also I'm asking only appearance no sayings like ' woman who feels sexy is sexy ' - believe me , we know that ;D But I'm asking of a woman which you would see going along a street and couldn't get your eyes of her ;>
So guys , I'm waiting for answers from eyelashes to heigh and breast size ;D |
| By AdrianaKerr |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:36 |
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Should i use "Abs Of Steel" by Tamilee Webb or Claudia Schiffer's "Perfectly Fit Abs". Tamilee Webb's video is made up of three ten minutes workouts, so should i do them all in one day? Which one will give me a better workout and therefore six pack abs longer?
If these arent that great please suggest any ab videos that have worked for you.
Im 14, very fit, eat pretty healthy and have a very low body fat percentage. Also im 130 lbs. and 5 foot 8 inches. |
| By justaguy |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:37 |
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I'm 14 and loads of ppl keep telling me i look like claudia schiffer...so I searched her and got a bit annoyed cos I then thought ppl were calling me ugly... anyway would you take it as a compliment or would you be offended? just wondering... I'm not as tall as her though!!! I asked ages ago and ppl said I was just showing off but im not when ppl tell me i get really annoyed but im just wondering what our opinion is, though I dont think it will change mine...
Well I think they ment when she was younger... cos they say a ounger version... |
| By Megan |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:37 |
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I have been told alot of times by different ppl that I look like Claudia Schiffer and that we could be twins like literally everyone says it... Im only 14... i do see the resemblance and all... But I don't know if its much of a compliment i know shes a model but when i first saw her i didn't think she was that pretty... what do you think???
Thanks i'll consider it a compliment!! xoxo
im NOT bragging i do look like her...i know tat |
| By Meg |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:37 |
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1. There are two sides to every divorce...Yours and your Husband’s
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,"Thyroid problem?"
5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
6. A sign In a Scottish Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one free.
7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's.
13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect!
16. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have 'Schiffer Brains'.
18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
22. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words... "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
Make it a GREAT day… and be sure to laugh! |
| By Suzie s |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:37 |
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i read a lot of questions on here relating to rating your looks, or am i ugly style questions, and do i look attractive? Anyways, what i want to know is how should we all be compared? Do you think we should be rated against Kate moss? or Claudia Schiffer? or Do we compare ourselves to our best friend? Maybe we should all buy the next issue of Cleo and rate ourself against the covergirl? Do you judge the way you look on what you think boys would like or wouldnt? Or do you think it is more inportant to rate yourself on how you are and who you are, and love that person no matter what is in the mirror? Tell me, who do you compare yourself to?
oh BTW, i never compare myself to others, i am asking those that do why they do it? i dont understand, its ridiculous, everyone is different. |
| By nnatindahat |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:37 |
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I was reading an old Tabloid Mag and in it.....were several celebs....dishing information out about how much their body part is "Insured" for.............for example.....
Heidi Klum - Legs 2.2Million
Keith Richards 1.6M Finger
America Ferrera 10M Smile
Dolly Parton 600K - BREASTS <----??? lol
Tina Turner 3Million Legs
David Beckham 70 MILLION Legs/Feet
JLO 27Million Booty
Claudia Schiffer - 5M Face
This sounds crazy!!!!!!!!!
Who in the world would insure these people for their body parts!!!??? Does this sound ridiculous do you too???
Insuring legs for millions of dollars?? WOW ----------
what has this world come to |
| By Sex Kitten |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:31:37 |
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Most cosmetic ads on TV these days (esp. L'Oreal) use hair extensions on their models when advertising shampoo and conditioner, fake eyelashes when advertising mascara and/or enhancing both with computer graphics. There is usually an almost invisible notice flashed up in the bottom left hand corner for a few seconds telling us that's what they're doing, but who thinks they are misleading consumers?
We know that the models are very beautiful but if even they have to be enhanced, what hope is there of the product making the rest of us look any better? If Linda Evangelista needs computer trickery to make her eyelashes look better, or Claudia Schiffer needs hair extensions before being deemed fit to advertise shampoo I may as well seal myself up in a dark room so nobody need look upon my hideousness!
To what extent is it false advertising and should it be allowed? |
| By Scarlatti |
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| By fred |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:48:11 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:48:11 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-04 02:50:39 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By fred |
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| By ricpr1 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-04 07:55:48 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-04 07:55:48 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-04 07:55:48 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-04 08:25:16 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-04 08:25:16 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-04 08:25:16 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-04 08:25:16 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-04 08:25:16 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-04 08:25:16 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-05 11:12:11 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-05 11:12:11 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-05 11:12:11 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-05 11:12:11 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-05 11:12:11 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-05 11:12:11 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-07 03:09:58 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-07 03:09:58 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-07 03:09:58 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-07 03:09:58 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-07 03:09:58 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-07 03:09:58 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-10 07:48:08 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-10 07:48:08 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-10 07:48:08 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-10 07:48:08 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-10 07:48:08 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-10 07:48:08 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-11 07:04:49 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-11 07:04:49 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-11 07:04:49 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-11 07:04:49 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-11 07:04:49 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-11 07:04:49 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-12 11:37:16 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-12 11:37:16 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-12 11:37:16 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-12 11:37:16 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-12 11:37:16 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-13 02:11:10 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-13 02:11:10 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-13 02:11:10 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-13 02:11:10 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-13 02:11:10 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-13 02:11:10 |
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I'm getting tired of these cliqued threads on 'looks mattering'; the fact of the matter is that we like attractive people. Now, whether or not it's Beyonce Knowles, Gong Li, Jessica Alba or a medium tier starlet looking like Sandra Bullock, however, depends upon availability and possibility.
You see, the chances of an normal, above average looking working dude like me getting let's say Claudia Schiffer is near zero so why bother? And likewise, a female counterpart to me is probably unlikely to attract for himself a Jude Law or George Clooney so why would she bother? You see, it's about finding a complement, who matches your range/level of attractiveness (or a notch above if you're a go getter).
Please tell me that I'm not wrong? |
| By TigBlocker |
Posted:2010-02-13 07:29:12 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:46:22 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:46:22 |
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| By fred |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:46:22 |
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| By ricpr1 |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:46:22 |
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Ive heard that model Claudia Schiffer eats only fruit for breakfast. Id like to try that to get a kick start on my new years resolution to lose weight ( so cliche, i know!), but its sounds like it wont be that filling and also a bit dull after awhile!
What are other fruit based breakfasts besides fruit salad, fruit smoothies or slushies and straight up fruit? |
| By Natty M |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:46:22 |
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I know theres Claudia Schiffer but i think of it has a Latin girls name, not that theres anything wrong with it, but could you picture it on a white girl? Besides the supermodel lol?
To rephrase that I meant: would the name Claudia be weird if she's white |
| By You Know You Love Me ~ xoxo GG |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:46:22 |
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| By epbr123 |
Posted:2010-02-14 06:47:09 |
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