Which character in the Bible do you feel Lindsay Lohan most closely resembles?
I choose Ruth from the Old Testament because Ruth accepted the tenants of Judaism and changed her life, and like Ruth, Lindsay Lohan has accepted the tenants of beauty and self improvement and changed her own life and is using her new understanding to branch out into production work, fashion and makeup entrepreneurship, and furthering her successful film career.
Which Bible character do you think Ms. Lohan most closely resembles?
By There There, Lindsay
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By : Pringles
Things that eat human flesh
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By : Moro
wow are you that bored
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By : KEV88
jesus or the virgin mary lol
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By : YooHoo
Toss up Lucifer or Jezabel
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By : BlondieLyss
Delilah, the Biblical whore
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By : Jmoney
Saitan
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By : Kevin
No one thats Christian lol jk, none really
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By : t b
the devil.
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By : Aaron O
Either Mary Magdalene, the whore of Babylon, or the Antichrist.
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By : Assorted Jelly Beans
lindsay is a whore, and mary was a virgin whore...
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By : Andrea Guitar Heroine
Lot's daughters.
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By : diamonds24
Satan - no offence
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By : Tyffani Throblaster
St. Assh0le
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By : --
Mary Magdaline. Hahaha.
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By : Gary
jebus
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By : Sugar Wookie
the virgin mary :P
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By : jiloth7
Rahab the harlot before she turned to God.
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By : RaTz
The Virgin Mary, obviously!
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By : Livi Gail
Ruth or the Saten
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By : Blitz
God.
Both are "fake" and praised by this blind generation.
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By : Ethan
Mary Magdalene.
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By : Adam G
The whore of Babylon?
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By : Nanny Ogg
Author of Revelation, John of Patmos.
They're both borderline incoherent, and totally insane.
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By : I am
Talking Donkey!
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By : Josh
Mary Magdalene, because she's a ho.
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By : Odin's Spear - Gungnir
The mountain where Jesus gave his sermon, because it had a bunch of random people on top of it at the same time.
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By : CinnamonGirl69er
Semiramis!
Have a good day! Cinn =)
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By : shmulfer
The one with her junk hanging out.
Edit: The talking bush.
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By : Y.A.D.
Lindsay is such a waste of space upon the earth that I say she doesn't resemble anyone in the Bible.
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By : Jes M
Do you know the story when Jesus was in the town healing the deathly ill man that could not leave his home? Well in the story, there was a whore in the background that was naked screming "Hey Yo Jesus my B*&^% M(*^%$ F&^%$##, come look at my naked fire crotch, you can get in it for a slice of bread, or a jug of water, or even if you heal these itchy things on my vag lips" I think that is who she is in the bible.
OH, by the way I am an athiest and think Lindsay is a whore that needs to be thrown down a hole with the likes of Paris Hilton and Milley Cyrus.
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By : there's an app for that
zombie jesus
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By : Kisserme
The ass that Jesus rode in on
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By : massiveboner
bathsheba, or noahs daughters.
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